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Vaccines are one of the most dangerous forms of medicine practiced, but the amount of deception and collusion to hide their harm for decades is outstanding and impressive. You really have to take a step and see all the angles protecting it: https://unorthodoxy.substack.com/p/the-complete-vaccine-harm-profile

But once you see it, you recognize it and you warn others about it. The good news is that more and more people are waking up— and this is something to be celebrated

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