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BREAKING NEWS — THIS JUST IN 📺😄

(Cue overly serious music. Anchor stares gravely into camera)

Good evening. We interrupt your evening to bring you an urgent public health announcement that you are not allowed to question.

Authorities have confirmed that an HPV virus has been detected… somewhere.

No, it has not been isolated.

No, it cannot be shown independently.

And no, nobody can quite explain where it is.

But experts agree this is exactly how science works. 🧪✨

Because of the prolific spread of this HPV fear narrative, the public is advised to undergo screening — even if they are perfectly healthy. Screening may cause anxiety, confusion, and a sudden lifelong relationship with hospital waiting rooms, but officials stress this is a feature, not a bug. 🏥😌

Screening will find “abnormalities,” most of which would resolve on their own if left alone. However, once discovered, they must be monitored, biopsied, excised, discussed, coded, invoiced, and worried about forever. Congratulations — you are now a patient. 🎟️

Hellth officials reassure the public that there is no need to panic, because help is at hand in the form of a vaccine. 💉

The vaccine protects against the HPV virus that cannot be proven to exist, in order to prevent the disease it has never been shown to cause, and to reduce the need for screening — which you will still be required to undergo anyway. 🔁

Asked whether the vaccine works, regulators confirmed it is safe and effective, which in regulatory terms means “approved,” and in practical terms means “please stop asking.” ✔️

Clinical trials compared the vaccine to something that looked like the vaccine, behaved like the vaccine, and caused similar side effects to the vaccine — but was definitely, absolutely, legally described as a placebo. 📄✨

When both groups experienced high rates of adverse events, officials hailed the results as reassuring.

The trials did not establish how long protection lasts, whether boosters would be needed, or whether the vaccine prevents cancer itself — but experts say these are future problems and therefore not relevant to present profits. ⏳💼

Meanwhile, parents are reminded that vaccinating children today will protect them later in life — despite protection wearing off well before the age at which the disease typically appears. This apparent contradiction is described as “nuanced science” and should not be discussed at parents’ evenings. 🎒🤫

Reports of adverse reactions have been logged, catalogued, minimized, reclassified, and gently buried between “fatigue” and “chills.” Officials emphasize that correlation is not causation, unless it supports policy — in which case it absolutely is. 📊✨

A spokesperson added that asking too many questions may cause hesitancy, mistrust, and dangerous independent thinking — all known threats to public health. 🧠🚨

In closing, the public is urged to remain calm, compliant, and fully scheduled.

Roll up your sleeve.

Then roll it up again.

And again.

And if you feel dizzy, confused, or quietly disappear from the data — please remember:

That means the system is working perfectly. ✔️✔️

Good night.

And trust the science. 🌙🧬

Andreas's avatar

A masterpiece, friend.

I could hear Fauchi, Collins, Wallensky et al in the statements that you portrayed.

Very authentic.

Hard to believe the masses believed the lies as long as they did, for C19.

But HPV/Gardasil was the previous 'ultimate scam' in the field of viro-lie-ogy AKA Voodoo Scientism.

Each scam bigger than the last, more damaging, and more profitable for The Monster.

But the music keeps playing, and people keep getting injected with bioweapons, and The Monster keeps profiting.

Peace.

Factscinator's avatar

Andreas — huge thanks for the kind words and for summing up the sorry state of affairs so perfectly.

More people are waking up to the scam of viroLIEgy, thank FUK — slowly but surely.

Have a great day, and MASSIVE thanks once again for the praise. It’s genuinely appreciated 👍

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Another wonderfully accurate description of medical hoax. >>> "Clinical trials compared the vaccine to something that looked like the vaccine, behaved like the vaccine, and caused similar side effects to the vaccine — but was definitely, absolutely, legally described as a placebo. 📄✨

When both groups experienced high rates of adverse events, officials hailed the results as reassuring."

You've nailed it again. Bravo!

Factscinator's avatar

Hello Paul — deep appreciation once again for the kind words and for putting a real spring back in my step. Genuinely appreciated 👍🙏

Have a great day, guv!

Cheeky Gesturton's avatar

Comedy….Tragedy….Farce

Dr Christine Dewbury's avatar

Excellent and comprehensive analysis. Thank you.

Elizabeth Hart's avatar

I first became interested in investigating HPV vaccination in 2012, when reading an article on The Conversation research sector website: Catch cancer? No thanks, I'd rather have a shot: https://theconversation.com/catch-cancer-no-thanks-id-rather-have-a-shot-7568

This article, or should I say advertorial, was authored by Ian Frazer, one of the co-inventors of the technology enabling the HPV vaccines, who receives royalties from their sale in the developed world. The article was published when HPV vaccination was coming onto the schedule for boys in Australia.

(At the time I was focussed on pet vaccination, but with a growing interest in human vaccination.)

Ian Frazer noted in his advertorial: "Through sexual activity, most of us will get infected with the genital papillomaviruses that can cause cancer. Fortunately, most of us get rid of them between 12 months to five years later without even knowing we've had the infection. Even if the infection persists, only a few individuals accumulate enough genetic mistakes in the virus-infected cell for these to acquire the properties of cancer cells."

I was astonished to read this information in 2012 - if only "a few individuals accumulate enough genetic mistakes in the virus-infected cell for these to acquire the properties of cancer cells", how could it be justifiable to coerce mass populations of children to have HPV vaccination, particularly as the long-term consequences of HPV vaccination were unknown?

This started me off on a campaign to challenge HPV vaccination, a product that was originally rejected by the Australian Pharmaceutical Benefits Advisory Committee (PBAC) in 2006. Then prime minister John Howard overturned this decision in the lead-up to the 2007 election - this was a political decision that led to HPV vaccination being added to the Australian vaccination schedule (three doses then), and spreading around the world, creating profit for Merck and CSL.

For some historical background, see my webpage on HPV vaccination. It's a few years old now, and some links may be broken, but there's an interesting record there for people examining HPV vaccination: https://over-vaccination.net/questionable-vaccines/hpv-vax/

Also see links to some more of my extensive correspondence on this webpage: Cochrane Nordic and HPV vaccine safety: https://over-vaccination.net/cochrane-collaboration/

And it's important to note HPV vaccines are aluminium-adjuvanted. A highly questionable systematic review, prepared by authors associated with the Cochrane Collaboration, defends the use of aluminium in vaccines. I've challenged this systematic review, see this webpage: https://over-vaccination.net/aluminium-and-vaccine-safety/

The bottom line... HPV vaccination should never have been implemented, yet another vaccine product that has been foisted upon the community to exploit children.

SuburbanBoujee's avatar

I just received an “abnormal” flag for HPV. I have always stayed away and questioned western medicine. I found myself starting to stress and research and then i come across this article, which brought a lot of ease. Thank you for your insight.

Susie's avatar

It infuriates me that I got hoodwinked into believing I needed all the stupid pap tests and annual exams when I was a young lady. I even agreed to get the hepatitis vaccines back in the 1990s.......I don't go to doctors anymore - except for my eye exams and dental cleanings. I'm eating grass-fed beef and an organic apple for dinner as I write this............A proper diet is the key to maintaining our health into old age.

Susie's avatar

In my 40s, I underwent "anxiety, colposcopy, and a biopsy." I had a previous procedure that had left a scar and the medical 'professional' had said it looked suspicious and I needed the colposcopy test. They mistook a scar for a possible cancer!...........Soon after that happened, I quit going to the doctor for annual pap smears.............And I'm still alive today, in my 60s and healthy. No more gynecologists for me.

Lawdog's avatar

Very comprehensive summary of the whole HPV vaccine issue!

ShieldMaiden's avatar

Thank you for your ongoing service to your readers!

Susie's avatar

Unbekoming - Thank you so much for this article. We appreciate you putting all the information together for us.

Avalanche's avatar

"UV radiation produces skin cancer in sun-exposed areas."

I doubt even THIS is accurate: "sun exposure causes cancer" somehow does NOT seem to match up with Melanoma -- the 'often/most deadly' form of skin cancer -- that usually seems to occur in or on places on the body that DO NOT GET (much) sun exposure! Under arms, under breasts, in the groin -- NOT the places where multiple bad sunburns have 'harmed' cells. (We grow all new cells every 7 years, eh?) Only halfway through this astonishing and horrifying (and fantastic!) essay... and haven't yet hit anything on Melanoma....

Jan's avatar

Gardisil probably damaged my granddaughter substantially around 10yo. . She is now “trans” and her life will no doubt be shorter. I wish a vaporizing revenge on the system that does this to children. The whole damn thing.

KoalaPower's avatar

Hormone disrupting chemicals. There has to be a reason for the sudden explosion of trans.

Anna Marie's avatar

We (the unsuspecting public) have been majorly flim-flammed by the medical industry for decades. Many of us do not bother to consult lockstep liars since 2020. This is a great article! Thank you. I pray parents will all wise up & protect their children by refusing the Frankenstein inventions which at worst maim & produce infertility & at the very least insist on products which provide no value to consumers, while fattening the wallets of grifters throughout the medical industry.

Wild Sojourn Hill's avatar

My husband (65) was diagnosed with HPV positive (P16+) Head & Neck Cancer April 2025, which is called a Squamous Cell Carcinoma. So P16+HNSSC for short.

It started in his tonsil, and was detected by a lump that formed on his neck that we thought was a just a swollen lymph node, until it kept growing. Before we knew enough, he had it biopsied. (now he would NOT do this!) and from this they gave him the HPV positive (the P16+ part) Cancer diagnosis.

When we went to see our first Head and Neck cancer specialist, she said “this cancer in men from 55 yrs on is now at epidemic levels”.

She personally had 3 family members with it, which from her stories I think is true.

So here it is… THE SUPPOSED MALE VERSION!

It’s clearly cancer, just not sold on the cause. It has now moved to his hip bone and middle of his head.

For the record, he nor I had ever been told we had HPV in screenings, and neither of us took the jab.

I was suspect to his cancer being caused by this virus after waking up to the virus question during Covid, like many of us here, but could not find info out there addressing this P16+HNSCC cancer, so I HUGELY appreciate this article, as it’s helping me with the big picture.

In your piece you quote:

“reality contradicts both predictions. What is called HPV is practically undetectable in men. The entity that supposedly causes cancer in women after sexual transmission cannot be reliably found in the men who supposedly transmit it. And it induces no health problems in males—no symptoms, no disease, nothing that would indicate a pathogenic organism is present.

So, there IS a male counterpart that is showing up “later in life”, as our doctor said. In the same kind of cells that exist in a woman’s cervix, but in men it usually the tonsils, throat, tongue or nasal pharynx.

Anyway, a deeper dive in to the male side of things might be interesting to take on. I cannot tell you how many people I tell that my husband has P16+ Head and Neck cancer, and they know someone who actively has or has had it too.

Very grateful for your work!!🙏

KT-SunWillShineAgain's avatar

Hi Wild SJ,

Thanks for sharing. May i humbly kindly suggest looking into other protocols for your husband? So sorry he has developed ca. Am guessing both of you got the covid shots at a minimum and maybe a booster and/or annual flu shots plus shingles shots?

Look at

https://open.substack.com/pub/makisw/p/ivermectin-and-fenbendazole-testimonial-9d5

From Dr. William Makis:

My Take…

66 year old Texas man with Stage 4 Prostate Cancer metastatic to bones.

In January 2025 he started:

Ivermectin 70mg/day

Fenbendazole 444mg/day

His PSA continued to increase

In April 2025 he increased:

Fenbendazole 444mg/day to 1554mg/day

Results as of October 2025 (10 months total):

His PSA dropped 531 to 0.19 and his bone metastases are healing.

KEY POINT:

Fenbendazole cancer cell killing is DOSE DEPENDENT so you need to find the right dose of Fenbendazole to get sufficient cancer cell killing.

For most Cancer patients, the Joe Tippens Protocol of 222mg or 444mg of Fenbendazole is simply not enough.

Wild Sojourn Hill's avatar

Hi there,

Thank you for your comment.

I had stated above that NO, no jabs! Neither of us even considered taking the jab!!!

A hill we will die on.

The day he was diagnosed we both started a strict keto diet, and searched out all the amazing folks here for research. Found a specialist to design a cancer specific protocol for him, iVM/fenben/ matcha, broccoli sprouts, and a pile of other things. All the while following Makis, Merik, Justus Hope, and a long list of many others in this realm for deeper understandings of cancer and treatment options.

After 3 months his tumor was enormous, wrapping itself around his carotid artery and giving him blinding headaches.

We felt out of options at that point, protocol was not moving the needles after many adjustments, and he decided to start treatment and

he stayed on the protocol the whole time, not telling his oncologist a thing.

He did great with the combo thru chemo and radiation.

(It was still hell) but his body faired well considering.

There is no silver bullet!!

Still trying, and as much as we dial in the protocol, I now put much more weight on the collaboration between him and God.

We are not the deciders, ultimately.

KT-SunWillShineAgain's avatar

Sorry I saw HPV and thought you hadn't taken the HPV jab.

Glad his therapy is working.

Check out: PARASITES! It’s actually Hulda Clark if you look up her book,

https://substack.com/@wellnesswithamy/note/c-99849211

And a copy of Hulda's book:

https://substack.com/profile/249527757-elizabeth-parker/note/c-100399087

FYI

Remember even if you refused the cvd jabs, we're all getting exposed to others covid vaccines via their shedding.

The covid vaxxed will shed for many months after the covid shots so being in small spaces with the vaxxed ensures you're getting some of their cvd vaccines from the 70% who were jabbed.

Jan's avatar

I have read almost everyone on earth now has it in them. Like plastics, and emf damage, food, soil and air toxins, etc. so I’m just living my life the best I can. I do have an excellent immune system and a healthy body deals with these and has the ability to detox. Our terrain is the main thing.

KoalaPower's avatar

Have you looked into Medical Medium protocols? Many people are overcoming chronic illness. He says cancer is developed via a virus meeting heavy metals/toxins that feed the virus. Detoxing is a must via his protocols which are safe and nutritious, no starving, no supplements unless you want to, just using food. It takes time but he can overcome this, I wish you both wellness.

jon archer's avatar

Dietary intake and risk of persistent human papillomavirus (HPV) infection: the Ludwig-McGill HPV Natural History Study

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14624376/

also a AI query

In high-risk α-HPV contexts, dysbiosis (e.g., reduced Lactobacillus) promotes persistence, blurring commensal-pathogen boundaries.

Fibro Vision's avatar

I believe that if HPV exists, that the body is able to clear it from what I've seen. No fear necessary

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Correct. I believe most "evidence" of cancer is completely bogus. However, cancer 'diagnosis' is a great money maker, because the diagnosis scares the hell out of the patient. I had a friend diagnosed with spinal cancer a few years ago. Each chemo treatment cost over $38,000. Between his assets and medical insurance, the (alleged) cancer resolution cost nearly $3.2 Million, and he ended up permanently bankrupt. Wonderful...

Cancer diagnosis is *really* effective if the (alleged) physician claims the patient is terminal. The 'terminal' suggestion is black magic in spades, and the patient pretty much commits autoimmune suicide. I've seen this occur many, many times... It's all bullshit.

Fibro Vision's avatar

Yes, we can confirm we can will ourselves in to sickness and death.