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This is a brilliant article. If everyone would understand this we'd save millions.

I understood this back in 2016 and it's why I never step foot in a traditional oncologist office after having a breast tumor removed. I proceeded to take an alternative approach to healing my body from whatever the root cause was that caused the tumor to grow in the first place.

My approach was mostly spiritual. Fixing years of negative thinking. Years of regret, being ungrateful, not living in alignment body, mind and spirit. Turning my thoughts to GOD and my relationship with him, being grateful, and beginning to love myself and honoring my soul helped me. I also cleaned up my diet and all lifestyle habits. I used alternative therapies such as acupuncture, massage, reiki, meditation, prayer, water fasts, juice fasts, and mistletoe therapy, which is fever therapy as well a immunotherapy.

It's been 10 years now and I am healthy, healed and whole. I didn't let someone, a stranger medically hex me, or bully me or give me an expiration date. I found hope in God and in others who have walk the alternative path. I did research and was willing to stay open-minded and brave.

This article reinforces what I believe to be true. That we have the power to heal from anything given the right circumstances and avoiding certain circumstances can save your life.

"A merry heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit dries up the bones."

Being medically hexed is a sure way to dry up the bones real fast.

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