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Russell Schierling's avatar

Thanks again Unbekoming! I've been writing forever about how shitty this class of drug really is and the scam that's been perpetrated via the FDA approval process (Remdesivir --- run-death-is-near is one of numerous examples). You created one resource for all of them that I can send patients to - again, thank you!

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