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Paul Vonharnish's avatar

"πŸ“ˆ Observing allergy rates rise year after year while simultaneously developing ever more creative explanations for why this is completely normal." Yup... Good one!

No one wants to discuss the introduction of digital broadcast in the late 1970's, nor the fact the the entire planet is now saturated in massive electromagnetic white-noise. Sure wouldn't want to alarm anyone... Pfffttt!

Misanthrope's avatar

I think that the people behind the physical degeneration of the world's populace use a combination of chemical, electromagnetic, psychological and possibly spiritual assaults-In as much as the vaccines cause most illness argument sounds plausible, the human body is also vulnerable to the hundreds of thousands of synthetic chemicals, heavy metals, non-native cell-disrupting frequencies (including prenatal ultrasound), vaccines and possibly epigenetic damage.

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

An example of over 10,000 studies linking negative health effects to electromagnetic induction: Accumulative Effects of Multifrequency Microwave Exposure with 1.5 GHz and 2.8 GHz on the Structures and Functions of the Immune System >>> International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health >>> Published March 12, 2023 https://www.researchgate.net/publication/369209887_Accumulative_Effects_of_Multifrequency_Microwave_Exposure_with_15_GHz_and_28_GHz_on_the_Structures_and_Functions_of_the_Immune_System

Excerpted from closing lines of Abstract: β€œIn conclusion, multi-frequency microwave exposure of 1.5 GHz and 2.8 GHz caused both structural injuries of immune tissues and functional impairment in immune cells. Therefore, it will be necessary to develop an effective strategy to protect people from multi-frequency microwave-induced immune suppression.”

No one wants to face *facts* as they would have to turn off their binkie-phones. Phone manufacturers should at least include a nipple on the damn things, so people could suck on 'em too. I appreciate your comment. Best regards.

Factscinator's avatar

Cheers, guv! πŸ₯‚

And, as always, great commentary from your end. It’s a pleasure to stand shoulder to shoulder with such a fine warrior! πŸ’ͺβš’οΈβ›οΈβš”οΈπŸ’£πŸͺ“πŸ”¨

Silent scorn's avatar

Sounds like an ad a young Fauci would answer.

Factscinator's avatar

Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

I think he exceeded all expectations when it came to flattening the curve on the best years of a person’s health.

He went on to become CEO of Severe Adverse Events & Premature Death International, and I hear he was rather good at his job. πŸ˜‚πŸ†πŸ’‰πŸ’¦πŸ’€πŸ‘ΉπŸ“ˆ

John Roberts's avatar

No need for me to comment because once again you have hit the nail on the head with an additional smile and chuckle !!!

Factscinator's avatar

MASSIVE THANKS for the positive feedback! Greatly appreciated!! πŸ™ πŸ‘ πŸ₯‚

Glad I could hit the nail on the head while giving your funny bone a little tickle! πŸ”¨πŸ˜‚

DBL-Anti-X-Projects ☘️'s avatar

πŸ† You win the internet today πŸ’― πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Factscinator's avatar

Huge thanks for this wonderful compliment! πŸ™πŸ‘

I’ll be printing it on a T-shirt and proudly wearing it to the homes of relatives who think I’m a loon for suggesting they might want to reconsider injecting themselvesβ€”and, more disturbingly, their kidsβ€”with foreign proteins and a witch’s-brew selection of goodies that include, but are certainly not limited to, polysorbate 80, gelatin, thimerosal, aluminium compounds, bat πŸ¦‡ wings, 🐸 toads, πŸ˜‚ and aborted fetal cell lines.

Just what the doctor orderedβ€”literally! πŸ˜‚

Cheers πŸ₯‚ again! πŸ‘

Sean Spencer's avatar

Another excellent article. Is this allergic reaction reversible? I have a 26 year old son who needs to carry an epi pen for peanut allergy. He also has eczema, asthma etc. I bitterly regret letting him have the MMR vaccine. I learnt recently that I had no childhood vaccines due to being at risk. Out of desperation my son has spent the last two years on a strict organic diet. His health has improved dramatically but he needs to avoid environments which can trigger reactions. Will it ever be undone?

Beth C Coddiwompler's avatar

Yes, it's reversible with the GAPS diet, which resets the immune system. You can contact Monica Corrado at Simply Being Well to learn more, among other resources.

Sandra Elam's avatar

Look into the Andy Cutler Chelation protocol, which removes heavy metals - mercury, aluminum, and all the other horrible metals they put in the jabs. There is an active Facebook group. You can find out more about the protocol at noamalgam.com. After removing heavy metals, many people report that all their food allergies go away.

Anna's avatar

Dr Andy Kaufman claims to have 100% success rate at clearing food allergies I think with his liver cleanse protocol. Check out his website True Living Fellowship and YouTube channel.

Lookatit's avatar

So sad what the psychopaths are doing to humanity.

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

So sad that *humanity* insists on producing psychopathic personalities...

Julie Stander's avatar

Do you think it is unrecognized and untreated trauma?

ShieldMaiden's avatar

THANK YOU!!!

Dre's avatar

I fell for the lies for only a few injections after my fear mongering doctor pressured a new mom wanting to keep her child safe. These bastards poisoned my child with this life long severe allergy. Another one of those vaccines caused febrile seizures that lasted years. Criminals! These evil companies shouldn’t exist and the doctors should be in prison (at the very least).

Sandra Elam's avatar

Look into the Andy Cutler Chelation protocol, which removes heavy metals - mercury, aluminum, and other metals they put in the jabs. There is an active Facebook group. You can find out more about the protocol at noamalgam.com. After removing heavy metals, many people report that all their food allergies go away.

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Like many other Unbekoming articles, the research is well presented. However; there are no analyses of how peanut and soy agriculture's altered *crop production* via use of herbicides, pesticides, and fertilizers during the late 1980's. I believe this to be a key point...

I developed peanut and tree nut sensitivities in the late 1990's, followed by egg sensitivity in the early 2000's. I had ZERO 'vaccines' no 'vaccinated' sexual partners, and was living in a rural area.

I don't doubt autoimmune "conditioning" in 'vaccinated' children, but take issue with the exclusivity of causal evidence. The prevalence of food allergy are waxing endemic... Why?

Val's avatar

Another consideration is reading the labels of products, like peanut butter... there are ingredients used that cause adverse reactions when the product is used... So, I imagine that there are many avenues that are being utilized to aggravate adverse reactions in the body or to introduce them.

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Hello Val. Yes. Scrutiny of ingredient content is critical, as ingredients differ between various peanut butter manufactures. I formerly consumed jars upon jars of "Skippy" peanut butter with zero ill effect. Something has changed in the content, but these are not comparatively listed... The "Natural" or organic brands offer higher quality ingredient content - for instance oils, etc... "Flavored" peanut butters should be avoided.

I still indulge on occasion, yet keep a close watch on reaction. Oddly enough, "Jif" Natural Creamy Peanut Butter is unusually high quality: https://www.jif.com/products/natural/natural-creamy-peanut-butter

Thank you for commenting. Best regards.

Val's avatar

While living in Virginia,

I knew a woman who had worked at a Jif related peanut butter production company, which branch had closed down years ago. She alerted me to the information that their peanut butter was safer than that of other companies at the time based on the ingredients.

Best regards to you as well, Paul.

TheLastBattleStation's avatar

I remember when I was younger, I would think about all the pathogens that could be harmful or deadly, and would then conclude it was a miracle anyone could survive to old age. Now that I no longer believe viruses exist or bacteria as disease causing, and after reading about all the harmful substances injected into us from birth, ostensibly to keep us healthy, I consider myself fortunate to be alive, and it must be a miracle that we can live to an old age. And I also wonder how anyone could possibly think injecting chemicals into the body is beneficial.

If any of you who went through military boot camp back in the day, you probably recall getting a bolus of penicillin injected into your butt. I swear that syringe was a foot long and two inches in diameter. I know that’s exaggerating, nonetheless it was big. Couldn’t walk after - glut muscle felt like it was in a knot. Good times.

Barbara Charis's avatar

Injecting non-nutritive matter into the human bloodstream shows.a total lack of knowledge.

For 28 out of 30 years, i did Creator-guided nutritional consultations and learned how unique, every individual was. It changed my whole mindset about food. No two people have the same food requirements even in the same family. it depends on the health of their organs and also, the genes they inherited from ancestors who ate in a specific manner for generations. No food is a good food, if it is wrong for one's body. When a food enters the bloodstream it will create either health or illness, when it reaches the organs, glands and cells. In order to achieve good health, it is important to eat specific foods, which will nourish one's internal organs, glands and cells.. The bloodstream was designed to carry nutrients from unprocessed, pesticide-free food grown in healthy soil.. Any other man-made, lab-created, non-nutritive matter would damage and destroy the immune system, plus the organs, glands and cells. Medical schools don't require future doctors to study the subject of nutrition, when 95% of health issues are caused by what enters the bloodstream, via ingestion or injection.

Sam Martini's avatar

I had a feeling, after the last few years, this was the cause. When I was in grade school I always bought peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. My kids couldn’t due to the school’s rules to protect kids with allergies.

I looked back at the timing of a tetanus shot the doctor gave me 15 years ago and it corresponds to when I stopped being able to eat oysters. If I eat them I vomit a few hours later.

Paul Vonharnish's avatar

Yup... The tetanus 'vaccines' utilize similar chemical adjuncts and poisons. The same goes for Rabies shots. Be sure to inoculate all your pets...

Sandra Elam's avatar

Look into the Andy Cutler Chelation protocol, which removes heavy metals - mercury, aluminum, and all the other horrible metals they put in the jabs. There is an active Facebook group. You can find out more about the protocol at noamalgam.com. After removing heavy metals, many people report that their food allergies go away.

Sam Martini's avatar

Thanks. I’m not on FB but I’ll look them up. Seems to be about amalgam fillings. Had mine removed few years back.

Sandra Elam's avatar

The Andy Cutler Chelation protocol is for anyone with exposure to mercury and other heavy metals. So while it initially was targeted to people with mercury amalgam fillings, these days many people are poisoned by heavy metals from the jabs and even eating tuna fish.

Beth C Coddiwompler's avatar

This is brilliant and clear, as always.

Do you have an equivalent essay on dairy allergy, and if so, could you provide the link here?

Beth C Coddiwompler's avatar

Also, did you mean to include links in the Additional Sources?

Reality of Illness's avatar

Almost never do I fly out to the Caribbean these days without there being an announcement as we start to taxi that someone on board has a severe peanut allergy so NOBODY on board can eat nuts during the whole flight because of the recirculated air. πŸ™„πŸ€¬

David Kukkee's avatar

I have a few people in mind, who could use this information as a basis for asking God to forgive them for harming their children, in ignorance. It is hard to reconcile that children are STILL BEING INJECTED. How long, Lord?

John Davison's avatar

In 2019 I read a book called "The Beautiful Cure , harnessing your body's natural defences". The author is an immunologist at Imperial College London. The first chapter is titled "Dirty Little Secerets", a la Janeway.

To the author's credit it is full of sentences finishing with - the process/es behind this are not fully understood.

It deals with the discoveries made by scientists re the immune system. It greatly praises them.

Hench, Kendall and Reichstein won a Nobel prize for the discovery of cortisol which amongst other things led to the production of nebulisers - to control the conditions almost certainly caused by adjuvants/vaccines in the first place.

The author's son has asthma. The author's son is almost certainly vaccinated. The author can only marvel at that which enables his son to lead a normal life. The author lauds inhalers as one of science's greatest ever detective stories.

The author, a renowned immunologist, is untroubled as to why his son should have need of a nebuliser.

If I had his expertise I'd find out the answer to that question.

Penny North's avatar

Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for this.

Carole's avatar

Thank you for creating printed books! Just purchased The Unvaccinated.

Dr Linda's avatar

Once again, thanks. I have started sharing.